1.

You played objectively embarrassing theater games with enthusiasm.


Sony Pictures Television


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2.

Cast parties were either wild orgies…

…Or incredibly tame.


New Line Cinema

3.

When the casting list came up you were like…..


Abc

4.

You made THE MOST out of your nonspeaking role.


Universal Pictures

5.

You were in the background of every scene like…


CBS Television Studios

I may be in a trash can, but goddamnit I am IN THIS SCENE.

6.

It wasn’t tech week unless your director was having an inappropriate melt down.


Bravo

7.

Every cast had a ratio of one straight guy to 16 thirsty girls.

8.

And he always sucked.


Universal Pictures

Always.


Warner Bros.

9.

If you were doing a Shakespeare play, you were doing a bad British accent.


Warner Bros. Pictures

10.

Reading at the audition, you thought you were like this…


Paramount Pictures

…But you were actually just like this…


E!

11.

When your friend gets a part and you don’t, you’re like…


ABC

12.

When they announce that the spring musical will be Les Mis.


ESPN

13.

You:


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Reality:


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14.

When your parents see the show that you’ve spent months working on…


Pixar

15.

How you think you’re going to look in your costume…

…How you actually looked in your costume…


Mariah Oxley

16.

When you had to do that exercise where you count to 20 as a group…


Warner Bros. Television Distribution

And there’s always that one kid who effs it up. Every. Single. Time.


Universal Pictures

You:


Prettybird


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17.

You would normally be embarrassed to change in front of everyone…


Columbia Pictures

…But backstage, you were like…


Universal Pictures

18.

High school theater was weird. So weird.


NBCUniversal Television Distribution

But it’s fine, because you were a goddamn star!


20th Century Fox Television

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