There are certain foods that just do not sit well with us and yet we continue to punish ourselves into eating it. Sure, the first 10 to 15 minutes we get to enjoy the savoury, rich taste of our meals but that does not justify what it does to our bodies.

How long food gets broken down in our digestive system depends on the amount of work it takes to pass through. No antacid or indigestion tablets can ever really do it’s job 100 per cent. It is best to know what our bodies cannot digest to avoid any uncomfortable and embarrassing situations.

Otherwise you become that person everyone talks about who had that one “episode” years ago. The reality is that there is no food worth risking your pride and reputation for.

It was Amber's birthday and she really wanted to treat herself to a tasty meal.

You should be allowed to eat whatever you want on your special day.

The woman treated herself to burritos for lunch.

Extra hot sauce, rich cheese, and greasy ground beef is something she was craving all week long.

When she got home that afternoon, her stomach was beginning to feel queazy.

Still, her husband told her he wanted to show her something.

When she got home that afternoon, her stomach was beginning to feel queazy.

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Except, he wanted to blindfold her to make the surprise that much more special.

They usually went out for dinner on her special day. This time he planned a quiet, romantic dinner.

Amber could not bring herself to take a bite of anything.

She just really needed to go to the washroom. She just needed the perfect opportunity to make herself absent.

Amber could not bring herself to take a bite of anything.

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Except her husband was not letting her go anywhere. He really wanted to keep her with him.

She was beginning to feel the rumblings in her belly getting stronger.

The phone rang all of a sudden so he sat her down in one of the chairs in the dinning room.

He told her to wait there. He took the call in the next room. This was the ideal opportunity for Amber to release a very long, loud, and foul-smelling gas she had been holding in.

The phone rang all of a sudden so he sat her down in one of the chairs in the dinning room.

Almost as soon as she finished releasing the gas out of her body, her husband turned the light on from the other room.

Family from both sides, friends, and co-workers jumped out and yelled “surprise,” to the birthday girl.

Almost as soon as she finished releasing the gas out of her body, her husband turned the light on from the other room.

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Amber's birthday seemed a success, the food was good, the drinks were delicious, and the company was great.

Except guests seemed to be avoiding the birthday girl for good reason.

Amber's birthday seemed a success, the food was good, the drinks were delicious, and the company was great.

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Needless to say, the burrito lunch was not worth the embarrassment.

Amber chose to stay in her bed the next day, feeling sorry for herself and the poor food choice she made.

Needless to say, the burrito lunch was not worth the embarrassment.

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