So, SpongeBob SquarePants is kind of adorable, right?


Nickelodeon

And his best friend Patrick Star — he’s pretty lovable, too!


Nickelodeon

Well, unfortunately for you, 3D artist Miguel Vasquez just had to go and draw what SpongeBob and Patrick would look like IRL. And the results, naturally, are pretty fucking terrifying:


Miguel Vasquez

Here’s Humanized-SpongeBob, real up close and personal for ya:


Miguel Vasquez

And Humanized-Patrick. Go ahead and burn this image deep inside your brain:


Miguel Vasquez

After Twitter user Max Goof shared Vasquez’s images yesterday, the internet promptly responded with a resounding NOPE:

why patrick look like king kong fucked the thumbs from spy kids https://t.co/4H6QFDpWZs

idk what’s going on but i need a hug from my mom https://t.co/zHgo6aevpX

Vasquez told BuzzFeed that he’s been obsessed with real-life renderings of cartoons for years, and finally decided to try it on his own. Well, uh, mission extremely accomplished, Miguel.


Miguel Vasquez

And when asked what he’d say to the millions of internet users who will never sleep again because of this, the artist’s response was pretty simple: “That was the plan all along.”


Miguel Vasquez

THANKS FOR THAT.

CANNOT. UNSEE.

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